Daniel Prendiville
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Oh, let's see. My father was Sherlock Holmes and my mother was Mother Teresa. My father wanted to be Mother Teresa, but the Vatican opposed this move, on the grounds that a man couldn't be called "Mother". Oh, and on biological grounds also. Feeling rather peeved, he initially became Emperor Hirohito for a few weeks, then (in quick succession)Tom Jones, Tim Jones, Tim James, Oprah Winfrey, Sir Edmund Hillary, Sherpa Tensing, Tenpole Tudor, Tudor Titsov, Mitzi Gaynor, the man who empties the bins at the local swimming pool (twice), Peter Ustinov, Peter Uranus, Marse Attacks, the Vicar of Dibley, Gianfranco Zola, Gordon Zola, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jean-Claude Sartre, Jean-Paul Georgian Ringeau, me, someone else whose name I can't remember, Jim Tones, the Bodleian Library, a seeing-eye dog, Helena Christensen Anderson Lee, Bonjela, Lana Kane, Fridtjof Nansen (not sure about the spelling), Universal Studios, Rex the dog, Rex the cat, Elvis Presley, the Third Secret of Fatima, the Second Episode of the Sopranos, Francis Ford Grand Victoria, The Member of Royalty Formerly Known as Prince Albert, a stick insect, the 15A bus to Templeogue, the inventor of Super Glue's next door neighbour, and finally Sherlock Holmes...